Trump
Have you seen my tweet?
Morrison
It was brought to my attention … and then … honestly, this is what we call it the Canberra bubble. It’s ridiculous. It’ll be sorted out.
Trump
Why? I will study this dumb deal!
Morrison
The President gets that. I get it.
Trump
See, I said you’re going to do very well – and he did, he did that.
Morrison
We all have our relationships with the United States. And I’ve now met with President Trump on several occasions and I’m pleased that the relationship is I think in the strongest position that it’s been in a long time.
Trump
How the relationship works out, I won’t be able to tell you that later. I’ve had many times where I thought I’d get along with people, and I don’t like them at all.
Morrison
How good is Australia! How good are Australians!
Trump
These flyers depict Australia’s policy on Illegal Immigration. Much can be learned!
Morrison
Well again, I’m not going to go into on-water operations.
Trump
The Witch Hunt continues!
Morrison
Alexander Downer made this point yesterday.
Trump
I hope he looks at the UK and I hope he looks at Australia and I hope he looks at Ukraine. I hope he looks at everything, because there was a hoax that was perpetrated on our country.
Morrison
Is he a good president for Australia? Yes.
Trump
Been there. I’ve been there. I love it. Absolutely.
Morrison
I was ScottyMo back then.
Trump
I’d have a very good relationship with President Putin if we spend time together.
Morrison
I think that troubles everybody.
Trump
I have a feeling that maybe things with Iran could work out, and maybe not.
Morrison
I think to conflate those issues would be ill informed.
Trump
I promise not to do this to Greenland!
Morrison
I mean he’s a very different President to previous Presidents.
Trump
I do not blame China or any other country, of which there are many, for taking advantage of the United States on trade. If their representatives are able to get away with it, they are just doing their jobs.
Morrison
We’re getting on with business with China.
Trump
Take their money. Take their money.
Morrison
The allegations that have been made against the United States about protectionism, I don’t buy.
Trump
We must protect our borders from the ravages of other countries making our products, stealing our companies and destroying our jobs. Protection will lead to great prosperity and strength.
Morrison
We won’t be in the business of running around offering countries lectures.
Trump
I told Theresa May how to do that deal, but she went her own foolish way – was unable to get it done. A disaster!
Morrison
Yeah, he’s got a bag full of angry cats at the moment.
Trump
I’m a huge believer in clean air. I’m not a huge believer in the global warming phenomenon.
Morrison
This is coal – don’t be afraid, don’t be scared.
Trump
I think that’s pretty obvious to everybody. It’s all about space.
Morrison
Whether the onions are on top or underneath, I’ll always be buying sausages on bread … it’s part of what we do and frankly I’m not going to give them any recipe hints.
Trump
We’re going to serve McDonald’s, Wendy’s, and Burger King, with some pizza. I really mean it. It’ll be interesting.
Morrison
The reason you’d be at APEC, or East Asia Summit, or the G20 – it’s not for the coffee, as good as the coffee might be.
Trump
Fake news.
Morrison
Well they’re matters for the US to comment on.
Trump
Well, I hope they’re not hacking my account. But, actually, if they do, they’re not going to learn too much more than what I put out, right? Shouldn’t be too bad.
Morrison
Watch this space as he would say. Thank you.
